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My Mammy says that she's had enough of Slaving over a hot guga and that this year Burns Night is going to have a very different flavour. Ready made Pizza! Apparently a Miss Beag has been wynding Mammy up about reaching high pylons. Mammy says we already have the electric and that Ms Beag has done herself a damage! The last straw seemed to be when she picked me up from nursery yesterday she heard Oliver James crying about fat and salt. She went home, booted daddy up the botty and told the, "Big fat puddin' to shify his lazy sonsie lard @rse," or she's make mince & tatties out of him. Haven't seen Daddy since last night and Mammy smells of cleaning fluid and hasn't moved all morning..... Todays' word at school is "Equality". Is this the kind of domestic bliss you are looking for?
Treacle Pankcake from Little Hearachs Nursery giving Oliver a chinese bu
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I think you'll find your mother's been at the Toilet Duck again. It was the worst thing your father ever did getting rid of that earth privvie. There was no need for Toilet Duck again. My moum says your mum is easily lead. Is this the sort of sanitation debate you're looking for?
Armitage Shanks from Back ( against the wall )
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I have put a big pot of ointment in Annie Graham's septic tank. It worked on my finger. I hope the tank is better soon. Is this the sort of sewage discussion you are looking for?
Hamish Plummer Plumber to the Gentry from Ballcock Cottage Northton
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The gritter has been out for a spin. There is frost on the tractor. The seat is frozen and my mother has told my dad to watch in case he gets piles - whatever they are. No porridge this morning the stove had gone out overnight. Is this the sort of dramatic domestic insight you are looking for?
pete stack from huishinish
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Aerials are sprouting up as everyone gets broadband. Tractors are being equipped with Internet-enabled remote controls. Everyone is doing their shopping online. Morag says she hasn't had to leave her house for 3 weeks as its "all online". Everyone is selling their sheepdogs on ebay. Is this the sort of techno-news you are looking for?
Donald the CyberCrofter from Silicon Valley Berneray
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As my thoughts turn to romance with Valentines Day only a fortnight away I muse if a Dozen Red Noses are tax deductable on charitable grounds? Is this the sort of romantic claptrap you are looking for?
Cassanova from Roll-me-Over, Doitagain
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A tax consultant writes- Red items of rhinoplasty are not of themselves tax deductable unless they are bought for serious cosmetic reasons - eg to hide a real beaut of a hooter. Red roses however are tax deductable as any MP's running a mistress will happily coinfirm at their constituency surgeries. I trust this is the sort of fiscal advice you are searching for?
Dodd and Piggott Tax Advisers from The Pierhead Tarbert Harris
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I am doing my cycling proficiency test in Tarbert today. I haven't got a bikle so I'm using my skateboard. The man says I can't have my certificate but he's thanked me for turning up and says my hand signals are great.
Murdo Matheson 31 from Tarbert Harris
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Someone has told me there are postings on the web from Tobermory from Digger Watchers. Wow we thought life on Harris was exciting but this takes the Jammie Dodger. Is this the sort of excitement we should be craving?
John Cormack Barmpot from Trailer Trash Scrapyard Northton Sands
